I'm doing my part to bring back the mutton chops. Just because the monetary environment isn't mimicking the 70's doesn't mean I can't. Though I can say that, or I can just admit that the goatee I used to have which was once red is now grey, while the chops are brown, and while I'm not hellbent on staying 20 forever, I'm also not trying to look as old as possible either.

If you ask me, the lack of facial hair on presidents seems to coincide with when we stopped behaving like a sovereign country in the first place, right around the turn into the 20th century. No surprise that a cucked nation has cucked looking presidents.