A SubGenius with Slack is like a woman with big boobs or a man with a big penis: they know what they have and they're only too happy to show it off, if only to make everyone else jealous. As we say in the Burning Temple of the Titanium Buddha: Rock out with your Slack out! #SubGenius #SoberThoughts #DesperatelyPuttingOffExercise #8InchesOfSlack #MySlackIsThickAsABrick