I got down to the bottom of it. I typed in the text wrong. With the ‘ apostrophe, it think it’s English. With the ’ apostrophe, which is what Noshole used, it thinks it’s Norwegian Bokmål with 52% confidence while English is only 41%, which we know is wrong. OK, blame Apple. Maybe we can try to hack it to be smarter such that if your device locale trails the top prediction by X%, we don’t attempt to translate the note.

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