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Seems like it would be much simpler for the elderly overweight orange-hued guy who famously loves McDonald's and Diet Coke to just have a "heart attack" than to go to all that trouble.  Sure, some people would have questions, but they don't care about those people anyway, and the bulk of Americans will just shrug and move on as long as the story is sort of plausible.