Y'all gotta give up your personal information and your location as well as a 360° selfie with a handwritten note, on top of that we're also gonna pass the upkeep costs of storing this data to you so that we can lose it in a tragic hack of our associated 3rd party which will eventually end up on a dark web marketplace and used exactly for what it was supposed to protect y'all from. 

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