How does that even happen? Did it run up to you? The disrespect  

 They come in to eat chook scraps, I was locking the chooks up and he was in trees above, just a stream of piss on my head.  

 https://m.primal.net/KJGg.jpg  

 i had a fruitbat do that to me once, little fuckers... i was literally just standing just outside my front door and this little thing flies past above me and euwwwww lol

actually, come to think of it, i've had birds do that to me a few times too... dumbasses putting seats under trees where there's no trees for a kilomiter in any direction = birds sit, birds poop 

 Yeah they seem to take aim, I was locking up the chooks and he just let loose on my head head.  

 Embarrassing story I got chased by one! They can be fierce little buggers. 

 They can bite for sure