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 the obsession is real. i love u nostr, but i’ve never had comments like this anywhere else. i get them every time i post a selfie on here. everywhere i else i post, it never happens. don’t be a loser like this dude. https://image.nostr.build/db061b4799b14ed33092a6389c693c068875b78fbcad747006bcce1f3cc7309a.jpg  nostr:note1qvdes9c459fqmxhcq2qkgymzpu5y58d3t9kdq488h7qu88takv3qf50ngg 
 His poor kids. 
 i pray to God he doesn’t have a daughter… 
 Can you imagine the young men he's raising? 
 I do but fortunately I can afford to buy her a whole shirt 
 She’s not going to sleep with you dude 
 Hey dude don’t go roasting on our Roya or you will have most of Nostr on you!
Why can’t women show whatever they want on here without judgement? 
 just mute the morons and move on. 
 i do, but everytime a new one appears. it’s just tiring. 
 It's a shame that you don't like them. Was it you who are asking about why is it so hard to put yourself first and I said lack of self love and feeling unworthy. 

Your beautiful breasts deserve your love care and attention. Your heart resides in that area too, so take care of it. 

There's a block button and you can easily solve your problem and not leak you life force energy to childish remarks unless you want to that is. 

You are probably getting comments from some teenage punk or an older immature guy who's stuck in 6th grade. Disregard, block and move on.  
 https://media.tenor.com/dmbaLeHpLV0AAAAM/muted-meow.gif

Sorry some dudes are so insecure 😔 
 its not just dudes, degen.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/1Q9tBk0l26Fk/

on notice #Slutstr 
 Go outside, boy.  
 folks here better behave or else I’m gonna start posting photos of myself 
 Maybe he needs to see more frog dick feet? 
 Please‽ 
 Flood his feed with them. 
 https://image.nostr.build/6557e881baf65fcb31529b05d76b2609e2bddb1dea8854f7d12325d18c6d9994.jpg 
 Perhaps this will brighten their day 😂 https://i.nostr.build/l7jM.jpg  
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 
 All larger than his manhood 
 Hey you found my dicks, I wondered where they had wandered off to.  
 😂 
  https://i.nostr.build/gVGm.jpg  
 And why not! 😂 
 This should take the heat off Roya for a bit. I’ll take one for the team: https://image.nostr.build/bca38e18167a0cb982e8f87affd39574d92de7e4a17b0d652b8f9ba5756d73b5.jpg  
 🤣😂thanks for this 🐺 
for the record the gif search for “dat ass tho” should not be searched/resulted while standing next to your in-laws 
 😂😂 
 🐶🐾👀👀👀 https://i.nostr.build/jkej.jpg  
 😂😂😂 https://image.nostr.build/bca38e18167a0cb982e8f87affd39574d92de7e4a17b0d652b8f9ba5756d73b5.jpg  
 Oops I did it again. 
 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 
 You clearly use a bidet 💦🤣 
 Why, thank you ser. You are correct.  I dip it in the stream after I evacuate the dancefloor. 
 Perfect execution! Not a single sheet of toilet paper 🫡🤣 
 I’m saving that for when my special friends come over. https://image.nostr.build/bceac07a2d7e27c8e2fe7c1a7425427955ca8d935ad8f611983b6d8ce3686c88.jpg  
 This brings me joy. Seeing his face on there
https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 
 Im going to savour every square. 
 Make sure you don’t use the bidet with it 🤣🤣🤣 
 🤣😂

Need this…but(t) instead of having the face of some politician that history will quickly forget I would like to have the portrait of the hospital’s c-suite executives printed on it. 

I would place the rolls strategically around the hospital bathrooms after 130pm once the administrators are done “working” for the day. 
 😂😂 that would be awesome! 
 will be my swan song for my current job 
 Couple it with a little laxative in the office coffee and then they would have to wipe their asses with their own face 😂😂 
 ser they don’t drink the same coffee they provide us commoners 
 Ah, then you go rouge. 
 Play the long game. Give up practicing medicine, go into admin, spend years gaining their trust, then slip it into their coffee, plant the tp, post on nostr.

Totally worth it and your wife would buy in, guaranteed. 
 Tempting, but I need to gtfo and find a new place to live 🤣 
 but seriously thank you bc my initial idea was a waaaaaaaay more labor intensive endeavor (initial step involves “accidentally” sprinkling union ballots around their office area to be discovered) 
 😂 
 130pm 🤣🤣👌🏾 
 The real eff you would be to use a bidet 
 That's a roll of used toilet paper  
 😂😂 
 Took me a second there 🤣🤣🤣👌🏾 
 You'll get a rash on your bum.  
 Like Vegas. That shit will stay with you 
 You clearly looked much closer than I did. Lmao. 
 🤣🤣🤣 
 thanks for this 🐶 
this will just haunt me for weeks 
 Better behave before @jpfrogmd  starts doing some crazy shit😆 
 Ignore loosers of any size, roya.

You post whatever you want and let those idiots say whatever they want.

Who cares?

There’s no win in arguing with them. 
 You get them here because it’s a free speech platform and also soft core porn popping up among dank memes is a little jarring 
 listen up oppressor - my tits are so big that they appear even in other peoples photos!

its not my fault, oh, my feet and my back!

woe is me ... and my tits...

😩😩😩 
 I’ve never posted something online and then gotten angry at people for commenting on the exact thing I posted 
 Free speech needs new tools to manage properly. I support free speech but like boob free reading (most of the time!) 
 That is why you curate your feed. Get a better client.
People can now post whatever they want and each of us can choose to see it or not see it. There's no longer a need to try to control what other people say.

Nobody has to care what anyone else posts. 
 Exactly. New freedoms require new tools to manage optimally. 
 be nice people 
 Ignore & mute 🫡 don't waste your time for that dude 
 nevermind the bollocks, probably a virgin. 
 I give your boobs a 10/10, keep on rocking 
 Popped out for half hr, what'd I miss 👀 
 A lot of back pain 
 😆😆 
 Attacking women for having feminine attributes is a heart problem of the beholder.

This is how we got to where we are today. 
 Seems shade being thrown is going around today. Sorry they found you too. 
 Some dudes haven’t matured past middle school and think that every woman’s breasts exist solely for his stimulation. Boobs are awesome but I’m not arrogant or solipsistic enough to think that people post their internet selfies for my enjoyment.

🫂 
 didn’t even bother to read the thread and just started opining on her boobs, but ITA🤦‍♂️ 
 ?

I scanned the thread. I saw a couple of people acting like jerks toward someone I care about.

I’ve nothing against you personally, but I would never act that way toward a woman, in person or behind a nym. 
 With a handle like mrclownworld, maybe you should just set to mute.  He'll still get his jollies from the insults, and they won't bother you.  Win-win. 
 What “insult”? You people are making things up it’s crazy town 😂 
 Yeah, just mute them all and let God sort it out. 😁 
 Block the haters? 
 Not before she can get the simps to brigade me and zap her 😂 
 I think she likes you, that's why she makes posts about you.  
 You are the biggest simp in your own twisted way though 
 That might be true if words didn’t actually mean anything 
 Sadly Nostr isn’t as friendly as it’s often advertised as being. It might be better than others but no filter or moderation allows flame wars bigger than Hades to ignite here. Just have to laugh at the absurdity and move along. Just another day on the internet. Nostr is like a really small town right now. Everything seems bigger when it’s a smaller crowd. 
 don't argue on the interwebz, time is precious.
mute or ignore and live your life. 
 Sorry to see you go through this all the time. You're one of the least offensive people on here from my point of view.