Facepalming so hard right now. I was procrastinating and didn’t back up my personal stuff off of my work laptop and now I no longer have access to it 🫠 hopefully IT can help me and won’t be too pissed at me 🥹🙏🏽 going to starfish on my bed for a bit and think about my life choices


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Good luck 🤞


having personal stuff on a work laptop is a rookie mistake ;)


Never use a work laptop for personal stuff.


Welcome to adulthood.
It sux.
We love you. 💜


🥹 it’s too late, they’re gonna see all my mermaid porn


Thank you Stu 🫂🙏🏽🥹


Thank you Rex, love you too 💜🥹🫂 it does suck 💯💯


You're welcome 🤗, do you have a external hard drive you can try and back it up to? Or use the cloud (Microsoft OneDrive)


If they let you plug in a USB drive, you keep one in a port and save all your data to that. Pull it and walk away.


I would do, only problem is I can’t log into the actual laptop anymore 🥹 it’s okay though I emailed them and hopefully they can help as they haven’t manually scraped it of my existence yet 😍🙏🏽 still have a chance to clear the old internet history yay


Thank you Beave 🫂🙏🏽


When discovers penis butter 🧈 is gonna be fun


I mostly meant that for your future lappytops.

Also, if it's not your hardware, do not use it as such. Nothing is private on company hardware. Many will track keywords and even mouse movements. And all this takes a new edge of you're into mermaid porn fanfics. Mermaids are only one step away from flurries. You best keep your head straight!


I feel like I’ll have to explain that to my kids one day 🥹😱


Hopefully Auntie Mallory will be there for that with a glass of wine in hand. 🤣


Awww I’d love that! ♥♥😂😂🤣😂 Imagine, ‘mummy had a dirty autocorrect, but don’t worry it wasn’t your daddy she was texting’ 💀


Nope it was just everyone! 🤣😂🤣😂


Good luck! 🫂


You got this. Life happens to all of us. In that respect, we are not unique.


Lappytops aww 🥹

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🙏🏽 I didn’t actually have anything personal on there not to worry, just training stuff that I would have liked to have kept but don’t actually need tbf, still if I can get it back I’d like that 😍.

The search history is mainly star sign stuff 🤣🤣😂 they will think I’m mad. I was only joking about mermaid porn I promise 😂😂🤣🙏🏽 ooo what’s a flurries? 😱

Copy that 🫡💯


Aw man I like this 🥹♥ made me feel all relaxed reading it, thank you mattaroo 🙏🏽 you’re totally right 💯🫂


I think flurries was supposed to be furries


Thank you Petr 🥹💜🫂 very kind


I was wondering! 🤣🤣😂 those dancers on stage with Will, were they ferries? I think so, right? Rather adorable 🥹💜


I’ll never have a leg to stand on 😭😭😂🤣😂


Dangit, my phone changed that from furries. Flurries are technically light snow. Furries are degenerates who have gross sexual fantasies about being various animals. Some go to far as to try to become their "fursona." It's one of the grossest things I've come across in person, mostly because those fur suits smell disgusting after a pretty short amount of time.


I don’t know if they personally identify as furries. More likely they’re just performers wearing the costume they’ve been asked to wear. I wore cat ears on Halloween. I’m not a furry. I don’t find dressing up as an animal exciting in that way.


Let’s avoid kink shaming. It’s not for you, cool. Besides how often are you having to smell fur suits?


I feel like by the time it’s appropriate to tell the story your kids will already have been victimized by your dirty autocorrect.


Ohhh that’s a good point, I too have worn a furry tail once but definitely not a furry. Damn, I thought I’d finally seen some furries 🥹


😂😂🤣😂🤣 oh lord you’re right. I’m gonna be an embarrassing mum 😱😂🤣. You’re gonna be such a sweet mum, I can tell 🫂💜


Go to a party in SF. People just randomly discuss their kinks. I always felt like the rarest of the bunch; monogamous.


All good mums are a bit embarrassing.


USA is a magical place 😦🤯

Are none of them monogamous? 🥺

We should go San Francisco and go to the places from the princess diaries 😍. I really want to see that giant bridge - is not golden 🤔 - and then New York for the Empire State Building 😍. Ooo we could meet at the top like in the movies!


This is true 🥹♥🫂


Polyamory seemed popular.

I’ve been to NYC but never to the top of the Empire State Building.

Also I will weirdly and adamantly refuse to cross the GG Bridge, except by car or if they closed the whole thing and I could walk down the middle. The railings just do not seem high enough for a gust of wind to not knock me off. It is pretty and I know some secret photo taking spots.


Let's not. Kinks, especially ones as gross as bestiality, since that's what furries are engaged in, SHOULD BE SHAMED. Same with all the queer BS in your rainbow parades. I will not condone behavior like that in public, especially not in front of children, even if the children are not mine.

Kinks should be kept PRIVATE. It's fine if you disagree, but, in that case, it's best to either avoid that topic with me or just block me. Fair?


Oh damn, that sucks. Though not judging them 🙏🏽.

Oh amazing! It’s a plan 😍

🤣🤣😂🤣 is it really windy in SF? 😱 which one is the emerald city? 🤔 and how come the Golden Gate Bridge isn’t gold 🥹 doesn’t have to be actual gold, but still. Oooo that sounds cool! We could go Sky Garden in London too, it’s pretty up there in the summer 😍


Yep it can be pretty windy in SF, especially on the bridge. It was called the Golden Gate before the bridge was built. The hills are golden and the entrance to San Francisco Bay.


Seattle is the Emerald City!


Ohhhhhhhhhhh 🤣😂 it’s the windy city too?


Chicago is the Windy City!


SF is just The City by the Bay


Ohh my bad 🥲 it’s also windy there too? Damn. Why do they call SF emerald city?🥹


Seattle is the Emerald City. I’m assuming because the Pacific Northwest is very green.

San Francisco is the city by the bay. It can be windy. The fog that rolls in has a name, Karl.

Karl the Fog: San Francisco's Most Mysterious Resident (Humor Book, California Pop Culture Book) https://a.co/d/5A63DnJ


Huh. TIL that the SF for is named Karl.

Sad is awesome because it has many different micro-climates.


*SF fog


*SF is awesome…

Wow, my autocorrect is on a roll today.


I joked I lived in the fog layer because my favorite color was grey.


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