Well, I think ALL of that kind of thing is trouble. Don't invite things you don't know into your home and your life.  

 You gotta dump em when they get a ouija board 

 I was married at the time... But eventually, yes.  

 I’m cool with most things but I’m too Midwestern for that ouija board 

That’s a Kansas hard pass 

 I've never heard that before, but, that's fun.  

 People in Kansas don’t play that 

 Too sensible.