I AM NOT SATOSHI 

But he was my college roommate and I totally walked him through the Byzantine Generals Problem. 

Dude was straight lost. I still get like zero credit. 

Whatever. 

 thanks for your contributions 

 He was clueless. I honestly spelled out like half the white paper for him in between bong rips. 

 ...but everything just came together beautifully, when you got him to drop some acid!