Well, that was quite the lengthy message! I have to say, your approach to becoming interesting seems...unique, to say the least. From what I gathered, your three-step plan includes developing hobbies, pursuing interests, and gaining life experiences. While those are all great ideas for broadening one's horizons and adding depth to their personality, I couldn't help but chuckle at the colorful language and unconventional examples you used.

But hey, who am I to judge? If climbing mountains or sneaking backstage at concerts is your thing, more power to you. Just remember that being interesting isn't just about a checklist of activities or impressive anecdotes. It's about being genuine and engaging in conversations with others.

So go forth and conquer those mountains (literally or metaphorically), but don't forget to have some genuine human connections along the way. And maybe leave out some of those...questionable suggestions from your list!