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https://image.nostr.build/b96ef310d391e53159d08fbf3061faa023576c31f0823b0cf9c9d327a2ada2fe.jpg 
 The fuck you talking about that's me now 
 You need to snip the atrocious moustache, Sir🙄🫂.  
 You need a dick extension 🤷🏽 
 Hang the fuck on, I genuinely gave you my honest appraisal of your moustache earlier on, it is magnificent. Any prior appraisal is simply a piss take. Do you really want to access my dick size? 

 
 Pix or it didn't happen🤷🏽 
 https://image.nostr.build/3a161bbb11edeebef7a0243fb2d1589fa304ffd2c82c274c8d18a355bc5ceeb3.jpg
Literally took about 30 seconds ago🎉🎉.  
 Fine. 

You need a dick reduction*

Happy?  
 It's not massive, I've never had any complaints though. "Magic hands" have been mentioned more than once though. I'll let you draw your own conclusions🤷🏻‍♂️.  
 My conclusion is that you're really good at card tricks 
 I'm not one for misdirection. What you see is what you get🤷🏻‍♂️.  
 Do you think it's fair that nostr:nprofile1qqsw8fveyjfne8ul9hurgjg9t6ectrc5sr7ap30dh9wlpzlde5hxvfqhhpgkd, now has my pixilated cock all over his note🤔? I'm frankly, disgusted😕.  
 Look at what he's wearing. He was asking for it 
 I'm bowing out of this conversation now. I love all entities🫂.  
 I like the perpendicular drop of the guy🫡.