Do you even realize what are you reacting to? 
Nunya reacted thoughtlessly to a hoax from a feminist (Marie). He fell for it. 
Now you're talking about fragmenting the network even more than it already is by turning relays into servers (yes, they can't be called relays anymore in this case). 

This is not what "dumb relays" means. This is not Nostr anymore. Thanks for having created it, but dude, you're destroying it.