My boomer in-laws believe this, and also that the computer is located under a dam in China, where they're also keeping kidnapped children that are being trafficked, and that when you buy Bitcoin you're funding their sex trafficking operation. 

They like to listen to Dave Ramsey, but they're also pretty fanatical for something called "Restored Republic". So that's probably where they got that garbage.

Yeah. Some people are beyond hope. 😔