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 Today 😀 we celebrate 1000 🌈 days 🌈 as married! We went 🤔 to Sam's Club 🌈 and had their hot dog and 💯 pizza slice 👍 as 🔥 an 🌈 anniversary dinner. Being married 🔥 is the best! 🌈 I 🔥 highly recommend it, but make sure you're awesome and find someone awesome, 💯 cause that's how to ensure it'll be AWESOME! 🤔 😎🤣