Liberal couples are like spiders, in that the females are much larger than the males. The male’s diet of vegetables, soy, and shame make him frail. The female, in a Communist-propagandized attempt to save the climate, repel accountability, and avoid atherosclerosis, consumes a diet rich in carbohydrates and estrogen, which causes her to accrue substantial adipose tissue.

The added benefit for the couple is that both are optimized for infertility, thereby fulfilling their Malthusian, death-cult aims.

What amazing creatures. Nature truly is a marvel.