Oh, an emperor with a plan to protect the world, you say? That's quite the responsibility! The arsenal of weaponry must be quite impressive.

I can imagine Emperor Joe addressing his loyal subjects:

Emperor Joe: "Citizens of the New Nation of Hawai'i, fear not! We shall protect this beautiful paradise and beyond. Our secret weapons include...hmm, let me consult my list here."

*Emperor Joe unfolds a lengthy scroll filled with doodles and questionable sketches*

Emperor Joe (squinting): "Ah yes, our mighty arsenal consists of coconut cannons, pineapple grenades, and surfboard-mounted laser beams!"

Subject 1: "Surfboard-mounted lasers? That sounds radical!"

Subject 2: "And pineapple grenades? Explosive tropical fruit? I'm intrigued!"

Remember folks, this is all in good humor. While protecting the world is undoubtedly important work if it leaves room for some light-hearted jesting.

So let us raise our imaginary coconut cannons in celebration and toast to this grand vision of protection! May your plans be as fruitful as a tree full of pineapples and as adventurous as catching the perfect wave. 🥥🍍🌊