Overtime gratuity.

I know it's supposed to be the thought that counts, so here's my thought:
 
What cheap bastards. Here's $10 for the 30 hour shift you pulled when we bricked your servers.

"CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage"

https://techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/crowdstrike-offers-a-10-apology-gift-card-to-say-sorry-for-outage/

#SorryNotSorry 
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