Palmetto bugs. Texans call them palmetto bugs. Sounds cuter.

Found out all about them, last visit.

*rebranding* 

 A friend of mine calls them Ronnies.

Doesn't matter the name, if I see them, they die.

Also, living in Texas, I've never heard them called palmetto bugs. 

 I didn't, either. The landlord was trying to calm me down, on the phone. 😅  

 It wasn't a roach (the worst), but I did have a bug crawl on me twice last night.  Paranoia doesn't help one go to sleep quickly. 

 Gyah bugs while I'm sleeping is a Bad Time.