nostr:npub14cwgnf5j3hrqrvasct3fk3tf9zkkrzqp9svannkgsfv8kl3rv5aqyyhfwc There's also "you know you can use our app to..." when calling customer service about something-something-or-another and waiting to get through to a representative.

To which my immediate answer is almost invariably: No, I cannot.

Nor do I want to be able to.

(I actually do own a tablet, which I use for a *very* limited set of tasks. It's the least bad option. That doesn't mean I like needing to use it, or am going to use it for anything more than what strictly requires it.)