You entitled middle class cunt you.
You are amongst the n'th percentile of people on the whole planet who have the most wealth, yet. 

Oh yet, I cannot put up with this filth. This squalor is not for me. I must congratulate our neighbours in the next suite, how exemplary they were, in luxuriating in their 5 star meals, while we, THE Mr Hatdcastle, famous author, who's sea-faring neighbours "BEGGED" them to return to his cabbin for a signed copy of his book?

Who brings a signed copy of their book on a voyage, haha, what a prick. Narcissism at it's very finest.