I’m assuming that the reason why every goddamn tech commentator in the world is currently pretending that nobody in the world owns USB-C cables—“OMG! Apple is going to sell so many dongles”—when in reality anybody even remotely likely to buy a new iPhone almost certainly has a bunch of them lying around…

…is down to either the usual Apple Reality Distortion Field or are suffering from the usual tech punditry brain damage

Relax. Even my parents have more USB-C cables than lightning.