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 To the bald old ugly tatooed dumbfuck driver who lectured me on "meh, state is necessary" while wielding a gun and pretending to be a taxi driver:

I've thrown a 300bhp, ~1200kg 1995 WRX STi and ~1660kg Spec.B 3.0 around corners the way (and at speeds) you would shit your pants if you were my passenger. Feel free to check my GPS tracking record between 2012 - 2015 and then see if your "meh, 'company' car" would even be able to make it through some of the corners the way I did, but I digress...

I could have easily killed you by pulling the handbrake and doing the right thing with the steering wheel at the right time as we passed a suitable "Tatra nezná bratra" kinda stuff in the oncoming direction.

You better get a proper briefing the next time you're supposed to FAIL (LOL, you idiot dumbfuck, yes you did) intimidating someone (as in "and watch out, he has Niki Lauda class ass & liver to "feel" the car, even at passenger seat) as well as proper way of holding the steering wheel.

You see, idiotic sub-human useless eater dumbfuck, the way you were holding the wheel = easy timing & execution to make sure your door slides against the oncoming bus.

To conclude, next time I write onto a emerging digital asset media website that FED chair is a piece of shit or that he's an "uncle", you WILL NOT intimidate, you will, instead, remain at home with your ugly wife and a dumbfuck kid and make sure your fucking family actually has a good father who actually is a solid human being, not a dumbfuck goon for sale.

P.S.: You owe me ~$1m. You pray I NEVER learn your identity or you're going to be forced to make some decisions you fucking piece of shit as I seriously doubt the likes of you have a net worth anywhere near to ~5% of what's needed to cover up the costs I am hereby charging in exchange for making the decision to mercifully sparing your fucking worthless miserable life. You're welcome, cheers.