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 Wait... 

The fuck? 


Where's the ?time_t0r1a4c6k2yOsh!t part of the link?  
 Its nonexistence is proof of work and proof of me caring about my audience. Scroll on, 1337ist 
 Btw t=XXXs is the only legit option. I use it a lot 😜 time stamping is very helpful when you constantly share hours-long bitcoin videos 😄 
 You... You.. you Google friend, you! *shakes fist at sky* 
 In not a Google friend I'm lazy and you know this about me


I'm going to run away to Australia and cry like the little bit in the book  
 Ahh thanks for rubbing salt into my wounds. Really refreshing during these hot summer days 
 Why would I run salt on you. If I was to run anything on you it would be my hands in a pushing boundaries way🤷🏽 
 I don't know, as a peeling treatment? 😄 
 You're shedding your skin? You'll let me peel you??? 😍😍😍😍

So you trust me when you're all pink and tender and vulnerable! 

I'll protect you gumwad!  
 I have good metabolism, it only only takes 2 minutes for the exoskeleton to harden