I'll be doing network maintenance on September 10th to swap out the core router for a shiny new one with (hopefully) less problems. I am NOT be replacing the virtualized pfsense just yet - that's phase 2. I just want the core swapped because it's getting flaky, then I'll get around to that later.

Goes without saying but uncached services will not be available during the swap (this means pleroma). When it happens, you'll know. Gonna take probably 45 minutes. (It'd be twice that without Jade around - thank god for her)